The Death of Productivity

Because who likes to work?

Friday, October 31, 2008

Super Mario pick-up lines

“Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.”

“If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day.”

“Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.”

“Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.”

“I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.”

“If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.”

“If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.”

“You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.”

“They don’t call me Super for nothing.”

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