The Death of Productivity

(Warning: As you can imagine, audio is NSFW.)

We all know breasts have great power, but breasts may soon be able to power an iPod as well.

I’m posting this here mostly for the first one, which is great.

Juno (the movie, not the deity) is blamed for an increase in teen pregnancies.

Porn companies “turn the iPhone into the xxxPhone”. (On an, I assure you, purely unrelated note, I have to get myself one of these.)

I don’t have a horse, but if you do, you should take a look at Uncle Jimmy’s Hangin’ Balls.

The concept is funny enough, but how you manage that while putting the thong on is frankly beyond me.

Perhaps ironically, it’s pure win.

And from that page, the YouTube fail compilation.

An office worker goes absolutely insane.

And a second angle (shorter, but in color and with sound!)